Raise my hand.”“I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. “Many years ago, I made a New Year's resolution to never make New Year's resolutions.

The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.”“A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.”“Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic, and so am I.”“There’s a fine line between genius and insanity.

This cup is expensive! The best-known versions of the confession in English are the edited versions in poetic form that began circulating by the 1950s.First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.

How foolish I was when you live in my toes so that everywhere I go there's you. Samrudhi 824 books view quotes : Aug 03, 2020 09:06AM. When God talks to us, we’re schizophrenic.”“Men are like shoes.

Only then did the church as such take note. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.”“I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. When not working on KIM, he enjoys traveling, poker, and anything related to crypto.Thanks for all those hilarious quotes. “Somebody hearing me saying the film is stupid?? Because you should know when you did that if you said in under one day it's kind a...”

I have erased this line.”“What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.”“Always borrow money from a pessimist. Very witty type of awakening into the reality of life.Hey, Thanks for this post.

Abraham Lincoln — ‘When I do good, I feel good.

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We spend so much time worrying about how the future is going to play out and not nearly enough time admiring the precious perfection of the present.”“A man doesn’t know what he knows until he knows what he doesn’t know.”“Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.”“If you’re too open-minded; your brains will fall out.”“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.”“The road to success is always under construction.”“Until you value yourself, you won’t value your time. “Because nothing has been said, it does not absolve you of your commitment to satisfy your promise.” “Speak in whispers, and you shall hear volumes about what is said.”

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I'd visited mosques there before, but I didn't see them with the same eye as I did this time. “Abraham Lincoln quoted the Scriptures in an 1858 speech to the Illinois Republican Convention.

He said okay, you’re ugly too.”“We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations – we’re doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.”“I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.”“It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?”“Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. I’m beginning to believe it.”“They say marriages are made in Heaven. How senseless of me to say you live in my heart when you breathe in my lungs, walk on my mind, and drink in my mouth. We’ve compiled the largest list of funny quotes to make you laugh out loud.

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A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.”“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.”“You have enemies?

Doing what you say you’re going to do is an element of all successful people.

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Thanks!these quotes are awesome, thanks for collecting them all.Thank you so much. I realize I should spend much less time watching the news, and more time laughing.Thanks for the great selection of quotes, I needed to find my sense of humor after losing it.“[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don’t let that fool you: he really is an idiot.” ~ Groucho MarxThank you so much for all the jokes!

We’re only one God away from total agreement.”“My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.”“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.”“A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.”“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?”“My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. “After all is said and done, make sure you are not sad and down.”

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